that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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