Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
3 2 1 whiskey
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her