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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Who did Billy Mays play for?

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.

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• (707): View more from California

  I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming

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• (925): View more from California

  It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight

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