Who did Billy Mays play for?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
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If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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