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(650): View more from California

Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite

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Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good

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(650): Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite (650): Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good http://tfl.nu/6hx1

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(904): View more from Florida

i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised

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(904): i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised http://tfl.nu/005h

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(432): View more from Texas

His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.

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(432): His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex. http://tfl.nu/07s4

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.

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(860): I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage. http://tfl.nu/q50p

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(512): View more from Texas

You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.

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(512): You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye. http://tfl.nu/ovu6

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(314): View more from Missouri

I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.

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(314): I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often. http://tfl.nu/x1ce

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(708): View more from Illinois

we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though

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(708): we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though http://tfl.nu/249z

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(231): View more from Michigan

I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.

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(231): I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this. http://tfl.nu/nn25

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.

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(910): I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers. http://tfl.nu/lhcq

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.

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(832): No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good. http://tfl.nu/yaqd

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(386): View more from Florida

Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".

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(386): Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant". http://tfl.nu/zn3b

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.

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(318): I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna. http://tfl.nu/hik5

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(360): View more from Washington

So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.

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(360): So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace. http://tfl.nu/c8hs

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(410): View more from Maryland

We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.

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(410): We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with. http://tfl.nu/mg3p

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(505): View more from New Mexico

So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.

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(505): So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused. http://tfl.nu/omzp

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