So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
