She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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