i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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