Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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