I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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