We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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