My friends, they love my intelligence
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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