i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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