i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You can't just leave with hair like that
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
