Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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