Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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