You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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