Quick, to the slutcave!
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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