Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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