I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
