Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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