'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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