I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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