If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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