My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Randomize
