Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
