fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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