Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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