sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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