Cold hands, warm shart.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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