I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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