Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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