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  Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME

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• (845): View more from New York

  He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.

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• (516): View more from New York

  History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.

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  This is why I keep you in my life.

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