I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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