uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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