Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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