I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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