Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
He felt like a one man threesome
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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