I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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