i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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