My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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