South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
honey bunches of taint.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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