Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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