apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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