in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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