What a fucking waste of an outfit
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
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