I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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