once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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