I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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