So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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