Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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