I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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