I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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