I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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