you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
