He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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