READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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