thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I met the friendliest cop last night
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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