the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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