We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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